Big news today everyone, John is creating a magazine called "The White House Journal," which was formerly called "The Diapason." Now, you may be expecting this to be some sort of political journal where John can find a good resting place for his mustachio-flakes from shaving, but in fact it is a literary journal, and if I judge correctly, it will be a good one.
Now, John and I may have had our differences in the past, but boy! that guy can write a poem. For those of you who are uninterested in literary works, I am currently suggesting that he counterbalance the journal by having literature and porn on opposing pages. Then, we'll have an official vote to see which wins by popular demand. I know that John will be adamantly against this for reasons of "principle," "dignity," and other made up literary devices, but I say we rally and get us some good literary porn. I may be way off on my conception of what the public wants, but hey, that's why we're having an official vote.
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