Spy v. Spy

me:
Frumpus Grumpus fell out of bed,

he broke his fall with his mean old head,
Frumpus Grumpus talks to others at times,
when he speaks, he degrades them and belittles them, telling them to shove off causing people to cry in their office with everyone watching.

john:
Suckus McStumpus had a stump for a brain

every time he rode the train

to work each day, people laughed the entire way

me:

Frumpus Grumpus was only twenty four,
He thought he yearned for the days of yore,
When his head was covered with hair and locks
Now it's bald and bare as a rock

john:

Stupid Suckus McStumpus wore a tallywacker around his neck

when he played his guitar people hit the deck

and every time he said a word

people just thought they heard

"chirp chirp" from a bird

me:
Frumpus Grumpus went back to school,
Frumpus Grumpus was publicly made the fool,
Frumpus Grumpus cried and cried,
When the fraternity boys tinkled in his pie.

john:
Suckus McStumpus left town so quickly last year

people thought he was so full of fear

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me:
Frumpus Grumpus lay in bed with a girl
Frumpus Grumpus thought he'd give her a whirl,
Frumpus Grumpus then wet his pants,
While the sweet young lass away did prance.

john:
Suckus McStumpus had no more friends,
for he was horrible to them to no ends
Suckus McStumpus was a bastard in disguise;
when he went to speak, he only told lies

SHAZAM