John made the cutest little blog about himself. It's filled with self-inflating lies about his chess prowess, and how he will cook you dinner, which he definitely won't do. No, he'll bring out carrots and hummus and eat in front of you until you ask if you can have one, and then he'll look at you like you asked if you could shove the carrot up his ass.
It also appears that John is staking the claim that he invented the United States of America, or at the very least, Google Maps. I don't think he invented or charted either of these things.
Oh well, you can see John's Blog HERE
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