Ode to John

John, O John,

You plague my dreams

with churlish machinations

and devilish schemes

.

John, O John

You are such a fright

when the sun goes down

I light a nightlight

.

John, O John

when will you learn?

To torture brings peace

only in the urn

.

John, O John

You ugly mutt

I'll piss in your closet

and punch your gut

.

-by The World