"lunchpack": dont be stupidI'M with stupid!
me: went in dumb come out dumb too
me: Hey, I'm John, I hate everything
Get outta my way old lady
you bitch
I'm walking here
I'm John
"lunchpack": Hey, I'm Owen, I'm willingly naive about everything
I sniff flowers for fun
Hurray what a romantic life we lead
Yay what a pretty day!
you bitch!
"lunchpack": BLISSFUL!
the blissful bluffer
blubber butt
barneby
me: I'll slap you generations back, so your granpappy in the civil war feels it
"lunchpack": my granpappy was not in the civil war
you dolt
count!
learn how to count
me: generations
do I have to say
great great great great
or can't that be implied by generations
"lunchpack": i was in the civil war
"lunchpack": che guevara died in bolivia
he was in the angolan civil war
me: I'll send you home on bloody stumps
me: Why don't I just get married and have a child already?
That would make things far more certain.
"lunchpack": i dont know, why not
the world is a nasty place
me: Maybe I'll just have multiple kids and make my life goal skirting child support
"lunchpack": haha
thats what wilt chamberlain did
if its good enough for wilt the stilt, its good enough for me
BAHAHA
"lunchpack"'s new status message - 1,000 kids and skirting child support: if its good enough for Wilt the Stilt, its good enough for me! 1:27 PM
"lunchpack": he scored a 100 points
but he had more children than that!