It's 2012, and I'm here to tell you that John Post does indeed does, past present future, including but not limited to, heretofore and forevermore, time immemorial, suck.
Yes folks, let's say it together: John Post Sucks.
Now, you might ask yourself, "I've never met this John Post, why on Earth would I believe and say out loud in crowded public places that he sucks?"
You're a human being aren't you? You have good tastes and values? You know the difference between right and wrong, am I right? You put ketchup on your french fries, right? (vinegar for you Canadians). Well, those are ALL good reasons to say that John Post sucks!
It's 2012. Some of you believe we're all going to die this year. Some of you don't give a fuck. I don't really know or care. There is no God, only John Post. And he sucks.
