John Post sucks so much he was hired by BP to clean up the ocean.
John Post sucks so much they use him for the scientific study of black holes.
HC Booth credits John Post as his inspiration for his revolutionary invention: the vacuum.
John Post sucks so much I peed in a cup and sold it to him as lemonade.
John Post sucks so much you should feel much better about yourself.
John Post sucks so much he picks up girls on internet Risk.
John Post sucks so much every cloud is a rain cloud.
John Post sucks so much he put Tootsie Pops out of business.
John Post sucks so much he defied Isaac Newton by being gravity.
John Post sucks so much he got arrested for selling "lemonade" to people.
John Post sucks so much we forgot about Katrina.
John Post sucks so much he convinced Stephen King to kill John Lennon.
John Post sucks so much he convinced Michael Jordan to try out baseball for a change.
John Post sucks so much that everybody loves him.
John Post sucks so much he sucks more than John Post.
